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Perin Stifel

Perrin Stifel's Guffaw of the Month: Half a Lemon

The other day a new neighbor came by and asked for half a lemon. I said OK and got the half lemon. He quickly ran away before I could ask why he needed it. I was curious.


The next day he came back again and asked for half a lemon. I gaveit to him and before I could ask what it was for, he ran away.Then, he came back again for a 3 rd time, and I told him I’d get it, but I wanted to know what he was using it for. He said he needed it right away and I gave it to him, and he ran away even faster. I even ran after him, but he was too fast.


The following day, I was ready for him and sure enough, he came back to ask for half a lemon. I said I would give it to him only if he told me what it was for. He said OK but only if I promisednever to tell anyone. I said OK. He told me and I couldn’t believe it.! would tell you what it was for, but I can’t break my promise...

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